Separated at Birth: Crazy Tanning Mom and...?

Crazy Tanning Mom and...

Beef Jerky

This is just so wrong on so many levels...

Update (h/t Trooper York):

The New Jersey Nutjob — surprisingly thin-skinned despite countless hours spent roasting under UV lamps — spent much of the day staggering around her hometown of Nutley, slurring to trailing reporters that she’s a great mom and nobody understands her.

I am against the nanny state interfering in our lives and micromanaging parents, and I have no problem with the mom deciding she wants to be a piece of jerky, but when a five year old is taken into a tanning booth and gets burns someone has to intervene.  The other scary part is that Crazy Tanning Mom is in her forties.

Update:
Crazy Tanning Mom TMZ video...

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